Sunday stunt team for hire!

Sunday-literally amazing, Ben had the van and matt had the car and we all met at 10am to set off (well 20 past seeing as Ben and Lippy take their sweet as time getting dressed like gays) and we all make the journey to Dorchester where Maverick skateparks have built a new park.

As soon as me and Matt are in the car we start talking about stories again and Matt was telling me how he fishes at this place but not like everyone else. Regular people will turn up and find the right place then leave their line out all day he tells me then he just pulls up after riding and walks around the outside of the pond/lake/watever and just catches them. As he told me he 'HOOFS' them up...Wat a hunter.

I was all about shouting abuse today for example shouting nice puppys to a woman, but she did have two dogs she was walking and that was the suggestive joke. And shouting "hey girls" and all the random shit a lad like myself shouts.

We get to dorchester and were all like "ok so where is the skatepark going to be?" and Ben in the van infront just asks this old man who is the first person he sees and blatenly wont know were the park is and the old man was like "oh yeah you take a left a right then your there" like wow ok sweet either he just fully knew were the park is or hes going to send us somewhere for being younger than him. Surly enough we arrive at the park and start getting ready to ride. Unlucky for wayne he fully had to fix a puntcure as soon as we got out the car.

The park was ace, it had good copings that did not stick out and they were raised just the right hieght. And it had a good set of local kids that were all riding becouse they loved it and not to be pro and do footjams like everyone else..It was a refreshing sight to see including a chick rider who was actually reall good doin no handers and stuff and she was treated no differently than anyone else so yeah that park has a good scene.

I kept rimming up and kids kept cutting Matt's lines up but other than that its worth a visit. We tryed to get Ben to do a whip air same time as Wayne but he fagged out and it never happend tho it woulda been a cool shot for this page hu?

I kept rimming up the spine and i even burnt my ass! Tho i did flip it pretty good i would say considering and there was an awesome poket extension thing at the park that i really liked and got on with. sweet deals baby!

Matt was hitting hips big and actually doing some more technical riding as he now has pegs on wich was cool. I fliped this volcano that i kept rimming up on pretty good i would say

Wayne has recently got his whip airs on lock down booming them out wenever he wants clean as a whilstle pedal pedal everytime and he was also shredding it up.I had a bad crash doing a no foot can on the volcano as i kicked the seat so i landed dead on my knees and it f';#king hurt so much. And lots of lil kids were jackniifing to wich helped the pain for me hahahaha.

Ben was being wierd throwing an axe into a tree then trying to hit it into the ground really close to his foot...What a dick!

Matt and Wayne had to go home to see their ladie friends so me Ben and Lippy went in the van and drove to ilchester park to ride for a few minuts.

The dick man story!

On the way to Ilchester some guy in a red car befor we know it slams the breaks on and makes us have to slam them on too...Now looking ahead of the car the road is totally clear and the docuh bag has nay reason to do such a thing , then he sped off. We followed on behind him and then he starts making the jerking actoin at us out the window so i started swearing at him and making him livid then he kept trying to suprise us by braking and stuff but he was having no affect. Then i start pretending to eat a vagina at him so im offending him and clearly he is crying about it as he starts making more hand guestures at us.. then later on he trys to speed off but it did not work again as were to quick in our van clearly! Then becouse he's a pussy he does not indicate then turns off so we swear at him and he speeds on into the distance. Just goes to show working a 9-5 job and coming home to a fat hungry bitch and an unwanted son can make you NUTS!

Ilchester was fun there was hardly anyone there just a few chavs, one of wich had a football shirt on saying MCLOVIN on it. I ate shit doing a tailwhip agan landin on my knees and i got my shred on this teeny box doing some trucks and stuff. I like it there -anyways here are the pictures.

Then without further adue we leave for Glastonbury.

Myself and Lippy put it on classic fm and start narrating a storie for Ben's life wich was pretty funny as we just watched his vacant expression carry along as we tore into him.

We had to take a detour to mcdonalds as Ben needed a huge turd and i needed some chicken in my day as i had not eaten anything other than a bag of skittles and a sandwich (oh yeah that had chicken and bacon in it duh!?) so we ate on a bench across from the Clarks shoe factory and we were discussing how it looks like it says clanks not clarks.

I also decided that this is not a red house also.

Then after that we went to the park to end the day and it was great to see that it wasnt even that bussy when we got there. Luke Palmer was down the park with his half black half white front braked up beast of a steed.He was doing some cool little things like front brake 360whips to fakie and general totally unique riding. I love watching that kid ride.

Lippy was shredding about utilising the whole park and really enjoying himself as he did at every stop to be honest, That kid is real good and is great to have about on the day trips cus he actually rides unlike the other kids we bring along who dont even crack any jokes to make up for not even riding.Plus he says "charleeee" all the time so thats a keeper right?

Anyways i was just floating about and doing some hop barspins of some ledges and did a really weird tailwhip but i landed it so all proceeds to me right?

Dont know what to say about Ben really hes just so good that his riding is so normal to me now that im speachless about the shit he does. I mean he did some rad whips and some rad 360s and hop saran wraps. allways killing it, and recently he has been riding allot better than usuall.

Well the day was amazing....Thanks Ben and Matt for driving me to the places and Wayne for shredding,Lippy for the jokes. It has truelly been awesome

Few shots on 16 seconds

Clive was loving my malted milks so he took some picutres of them. Good old Clive...

Ali was as far as that swing would take him..And Nepolian on the swing is travdog. We tryed to get Ali to put his head under a swing so we could scare him by throwing the swng seat up and it almost hitting his face but would'nt due to the chains lenght.He pussyd out!tut.

Clive had overdressed for the gloomy weather with thermal longjohns, a thermal tshirt, then a shirt, then a top then a hoody! Now he knows what the michalin man must feel like. The Michaline tyre mascot is actually called Bibendum.! Bet you didn't know that hu? Bet now your glad you come on this page.

These pictures are taken at 16second shuterspeed and i thought it was nice to get a chance to actually get some natural night colours in my photography. Also the picture in the playground is of a person spininground in that yellow seat very very fast as we all watched on.! funny times

WTF?

Riding up the mellow quarter to do a flair wen two seconds later im not quite upside down and i come to the realisation that im not really rotating enought to not land on my face. So i start doing the 'funky chicken' with my head to try and get round. Next thing i know i have put my leg out and i bend my foot under the back wheel. Sweet.

4am rolls along and im done with my foot in cold ice so i roll to the hospital.

heres some chavs that made me take a picture of them in bristol too or they woulda thrown some tinnys at me.

video is so funny!

Hennon havin it is so funny! Bob takes this flip sooo bad. Wish i was there still .....

Beauty is simple

I realised today that when there are no advertisements around and you can hear birds, running water, trees breezing and you are sat on healthy grass that life can be so breath taking.

I was sat today in Victoria park in Bath with my good friend Laura just blown away at how happy i was away from weston-super-mare where there is litter on the floor and badly spoken idiots around. I felt like i was at that age where you have not a care in the world but this time i actually noticed the scenery.

I did find it very funny how the ducks could swim forwards with their head vertically in the water as they looked for food.

If you'r not at france then here's what we're missing.

At least the weather is crummy I have been told by Robin Fenlon from rideuk bmx magazine, But by the looks of it everyone is just about managing to keep their smiles on..LUCKY GITS. For more info check www.rideukbmx.com for more details.

We got that Boom Boom Pow!

On our way to getting to newport and again with the weeks stories and general shit talking about the welsh whilst talking welsh, Me and Cable are on course for newport skatepark yet again to shut it down.Oh just on the way there Matt showed me a video of him swallowing helium and then singing black eyed pea's boom boom pow ridiculously funny. We get there and it turns out to be inline night but the kind chaps there always let me and Matt off the hook Cu's they are super awesome to us.

We get to the roll- in and we pretty much started sending from the 'get-go'. Matt did a massive 360 turndown that was clean as a whistle and he had not done one for at least a few years it turned out as well. I was happy i slipped of a wall ride and slide across the floor and did a fair amount of retarded crashes that day as well as being stoked to hell out of doing a frontflip on the first box with no pedals into a tailwhip in the second then flairing this big yet mellow quarter then coming back and boosting a volcano. Stoked!

To be fair too much went down for me to really write about so i will write about it another time!Just take it for granted we did all the x-gaming you could imagine:)

Me and Matt shut it down everytime we ride that place, Even if i say so myself.

I did actually write allot more but due to my retardness on this blog spot i messed it up.

I guess i will learn for next time!

Matt gets out the car and To my surprise his helmet hair has made him look like Wolverine from x-men!

I found this very funny so i have posted a comparison.

A story from the past (The bin-liner)

I'm 17 and I'm doing my foundation 2 year course in art college. One particular day on what i liked to call my extended lunch break myself and my dearest friend Migs walk down to town for some fun and general get away from education milarking. Seeing as where I lived at the time was Weston-super-mare A small town on the coast across from wales (just were the channel starts), It was always as windy as Terrance and Phillip's asses and the weather was usually stink. Well this particular day was no different. In a mad panic to our young minds not being prepared for the awful weather that we always have due to our youth full ignorance and laid backness we decide to go into Tesco. Whilst talking about how we used to come into Tesco to find the biggest object we could to put in someones shopping trolley to then hide and watch thier reaction and we chucckle away at their suprise to see a microwave ontop of their shopping- Migs has the bright idea of buying BIN-LINERS to keep us dry on the long walk back to college.

I decided to pay for the bin liners and then as soon as we got outside I fashioned myself a pair of trousers and a doubled up polo top as well as Migs had done.

Funny waltzing past all the public looking at usoddly as we couldn't have had a care less in our lives! We kept telling each other how the new formed uniforms were doing and all the good point about them and I recall Migs saying "yeah yeah, And I think they are good windbreakers too!" And i was like " yeah totally man, Why the hell did I ever buy a coat?!" Then half way along one of Migses music teachers pulled up on the road and was like "want a lift?". We looked at each other and were like 'hell yeah' Then as we got up to the car the teacher said to us in a 'I've dealt with strange things like this before' sort of tone "Sow..ergh, Whats with the bin bags then?" And as soon as that was said, All the good things we had said about the binliner wear were totally voided at the sheer fact of what twats we looked like wearing them.

We got to college then did no work.....AHHH the blissfulness of youth.

Cabot circus...

Today I went to Bristol with Laura to look for jobs and genrally have a wander. I love how the people in Bristol happily smoke weed in bussy public areas and don't even try to hide it and the sheer amount of dred locks there are makes me chucckle like Mutley from Wacky racers.Bristol is culture central.I mean to be fair the amount of diversety, Graffiti and uniquety there seems to be makes the place actually quite beutifull to be, In a strange way.

Funny that I thought I was going to be able to see most of Bristol in a few hours but after 2 hours passing and were still in cabot circus i realise this is going to be alot longer than i thought!

Cabot circus is this nuts massive shopping estate were there are escalators and lifts but its all outdoors! on 3 levels! Annnnnd, Is coverd by this massive glass roof! It's nuts. They got everything from H&M to poundsaver in there and it costs over £10,000 to run the car park everyday! The main funny story of the day! Ok its rush hour and were on our way home so me and Lrah decide to take my rout home as it would be less trafficy? Well we go past this road that has been closed off and we see 2 ambulances, A smashed car up against a railing, And a man on the floor with paramedics round him about 20 foot from the front of the car!"HOLY POTATOES!" Then after realising we had driven the wrong way we drive back past the accident and as we drive past the injured man on the floor he just gets up like nothing has happend and just walks along laughing...Only then do we notice the spot light set up on the crash and a few cameras, It was only a scene for casualty being filmed!Boy did i feel like an idiot. Anyways the day was nice and i got a few cv's out and it's been raining so sorry for lack of fun time storys! The average corner in Bristol..Though you'd enjoy this random picture?