newport session. AGAIN

Matt was shredding it up and craming in tricks right from the get go at newport this monday just gone. With runs made up of big 360's straigh into booming tailwhip airs after being yelled at to do it by myself then into bars to tap and other stunts in his run. Myself; I managed to learn 360 tailwhips second go on the box (foam free you loosers!) and also learnt suicide truck drivers and nailed a superman seat grab air first go since last time i did one about a month ago.
Matt also learnt to perpendiculor wall ride and and 180 bars to half cab out on the box! And at the end of the session he also got a foot on a wallride double whip! I know I know crazy eh?
I ejected from a frontie after doing a few trying to get them a bit tidyer and landed on my feet and fully dislocated my toes wich i managed to sort out within 5 mins of bitching out.
After that, we whent to newports outdoor park to shred the hips and float about. It was ramed with annoying ghetto kids exept on chap called ASH who is an old friend from the near by area and he was flowing the park so good and making 5 taps look like an air they were so stylish. Ash is where its all for visual riding.
After being told to do a billion flairs by some kids and some ghetto kid trying to ride the middle of a spine and one wheel going one side and the rear wheel the other side and flying on to his face we decided to head home. Matt droped me at the temple-meads station where we seen Kye Fortes face on a few taxis! Nice one KF.
My train arrived an hour later at 11:23 then I went home.
AWESOME DAY YET A BLOODY GAIN!

Where are the fking updates!

Sorry for the lack of update I have been slacking, No excuses.
So yesterday Sam Baskett rings me to say we are going to Bedminster to get some clips to help finish off his badass SOUTH WEST edit that he has been doing for some time now, And to catch the start of 'Ride to Glory'.
Ride to glory's teams look pretty street orientated this year with shadow and odyssey and Wethepoeple teams consisting of mainly street typical riders such as Jason Phelan, Scott Ditchburn, Bruno Hoffman and Paul Ryan.
As we rolled into the park earlyer in the day there were lots of ghetto kids and a few Levi wanna be's doing some bunnyhops. We immediately got some footage taken of myself doing some flairs and opo air bars to taps and some hurricanes then later on Adam Butterworth and co turn up as we were later going on a street ride for some more shooting. Before this of course the park rapidly became more and more filled with all the uk's Rtg crew and they were all having a good ol session and chatting and some of the teams even got on it and started getting challenges done!
It was good to see allot of the chaps I had just seen at nass and to have a quick session rather than a practice run at a comp. Nikki C was blasting that hip at the bottom of the park so high he had time to tuk twice for a no hander then to last minute decide to do a table and still be at least 8 ft out. Yeah 8ft easy!
Bruno was doing some rad fakie manuals around a deck to 360 out which was totally outrageous. And Craig Stevens was charging around the park trying to prove himself like usual fufing backrails and smashing out ice grinds.
Anyways we all went off (Adam, Sam, George, Lance and myself) and watched Adam bunnyhop out the back of a van and we stole a subways sticker for his bike, and watched him send some handrails and wallrides.
When we got back to Bedminster park a few more riders where there from USA, namely Aaron Ross and Jimmy C yknow the one with the signature pedal.
The profile team I think have got one on all the others for the trip spirit due to having Craig Stevens as the Tm so the partying will be hard and Tamblin has done something nuts at every park you have been to and they had a street rider with them form the states too! So there team is really well rounded for all the things they need to win. Can't wait to see what goes down.
NEXT DAY (SUNDAY)
After I went out to pull some chicks the night before due to my town having T4 on the beach I got lucky and managed to end up in a hotel a mile away with 3 girls And I did not get much sleep at all. I manage to get home at like 10am tired as shit and after a hearty Beans, sausage, egg and stir fry meal Wayne knocks at the door as I am having a shit. I haggardly grab my bike and pack my knee pads and throw my bike into the car and then we got to meet Matt Cable at the services to head to Creation Skate Park. When we got to the services Matt showed up and he had straightened hair and a sweetie wrist band on! I thought he had been up to some weird things the night before but it turned out he was just at a fancy dress party and the straight hair was a result of that. Tho no news on why he was wearing a sweetie bracelet other than the fact he can shoot the sweets of it so it kills when it hits ya.
On our way up the old motor way, We drive past a traffic jam trying to get to T4 on the beach that ended up being around 12+ miles long and we made silly jokes at how gay everyone was in the Que.
In the end the joke was on us when the motor way was closed and it ended up taking us like an extra hour or so to get to the park as we had to take some Butt crack route to Birmingham. I didn't mind tho as we talked shit and sang obnoxiously to 'Tenasious D' so the trip for me was great.
When we got there straigh off the bat GT bikes rider Josh age 16 was doing massive 3 double whips over the volcano and learning 3 whip hops into the landing of the box there.
Matt was killing the step up Dialling in his ever amazing Tables but in 360's and man did they look cool. He also pretty much did a double whip! Wayne did some really clean tuk no handers and apparently did one to x to. Cool beans Wayne.
Myself, well I had fun doing some carved flairs and I learnt to do 3whips and 3seatgrab xups too.And there was a vert wall after a handrail that I toothpicked and was pretty happy about.
We then left and hit the road to get home. We sang more songs and I received a WET WILLY for nodding off to sleep half way through.Thanks Wayne Matt was handing out sweets and and also singing too which was funny as fuck Cu's he never sings! Sadly tho Matt had to go home and Wayne had to do the same. I had allot of fun this Sunday guys. Thanks again! Never a bad time with you guys.
Holla. Pics soon!

Girls are hanging Nass was BANGIN!

So clever me forgets to take his camera..So what, I don't have to justify myself to you, I fogot it alright . Anyways lots of ace cinematics here to view from Ride uk bmx magazine's very own Robin Fenlon.
I will do a full write up tomorow if I can. HOLLA
FIRST NASS VIDEO.
Golliath was not very Golliath as I had been telling everyone it was more like David. I stole the joke from Adam Butterworth who happend to be wearing a furry animal suit mid event for no reason?
HA watch me slide out then turn it into a breakdance spin! How f;king funny am I!
More soon bros n ho's

Chelt haggard

Lukey P picks me up, Takes us to Morrison's, Drives round a motorway roundabout to see if we can see Boyd and follow him there only to find out he was 5 minuets ahead of us and we had wasted out time. And so the journey continues and we finally catch up to his "Hi-jet" witch is a tall tin can about 3 foot from the ground.
Never the less it was funny to just drive past him and catch him texting not even looking at the road what so ever. HA busted!!!
It's like day 8 of my healthy living and I already feel amazing. I wake up earlier and I don't hardly feel tired. Tho I piss like a race horse all the time.
We roll up and its pretty busy looking but then we heard the commentating from our man Jay and soon realised this was not a serious competition. People from Josh Cox to Isaac Lesser were there in full affect and locals such as 'Benny' jones was sending massive stonker table airs and Luke Peters was shredding on everyone Else's bike 'literally' and blowing us away with his control capability's.
Before I had time to put the pegs on my new bike I was called up for the mini ramp competition and I took home the gold on that one not for the backrail fuf or the 540 or the other tricks that I did, But I took the glory for dropping in and doing 6 flairs one after another at the flat bottom like I was told to! Dizzy isn't the word.
So the riding was totally up to par and I was well impressed with how everyone seemed to ride for the enjoyment other than to be pro which was a refreshing feeling. Here are some of the pictures.
Boyd was carving them 360's.This was a badboy truck to footjam.
Luke definitely impressed people with his unique riding and I mean there was NO one riding in the way he did. STOKED ON THAT!
Hows this for a 3?
Edgeworth was in affect with cool shades on.
I was being called 'blue bike' and for every time they wanted to see a flip or a stunt and I'm pretty sure they did not remember my name by the end of the day too. On one occasion 'blue bike' was being called up to 270 a gap of the hip of a box and over the deck and into a volcano that was in line with it! Never the less I totally pussy'd out of this one and I did not mind one bit.
Tho next thing we know Isaac is once again belting it across the park and sends this massive slow 270 attempt at the gap known as the 'sham 69' gap but he lands front wheel over-rotated on the front wheel and takes it. Then the commentators were then calling him 'green bike' and he is going at it again! He airs huge again but landed in like smith and took it to the chest, This was getting gnarly. 3rd go he does it and man I couldn't have been any more stoked unless I saw it with my own eyes rather than thought my camera screen.
Yeah Issac.
here's a vid of an icegrind to hang 5 and the Huge 270 sham 69 gap.
There were massive 40+men trains going on round the park and it was awesome! Alex Boyd was leading the trains most of the time as he was the most stylish of the group that day.
There was a best trick happening off of this tiny ghetto ramp and Luke Peters and Isaac seemed to be the only ones taking part but it was enough seeing as they were sending things like 360 no hands and 3tailwhips and epic boosts!
I met some of Joshes local friends that were pretty cool and hope to see again soon including his lady friend I called chay.
After the fun and frolics we all got sorted and we sent it to town yall!
I forgot my id and got in on Ben Panting's id (thanks ben) and we seen some girl in red with actual super model boobs and it was awesome but she was seriously getting the manly sweaty abuse and shouts at her. Ah well shouldn't go out looking so good haha.I had a good time seeing as there was a group of like 20 bmxers and I had not been on a night out like that before and everyone got along well and bought each other drinks and what not And then we ended up in a club called 2 pigs and i remember Ben making these two girls fall back and totally eat shit.good times.
We ended up getting back to Pablos at like 5-6 as it was getting light and rammed in like a few hours sleep on the hard laminate floor before heading home all haggard and hung like a rope. At least we had NATION RADIO on tho and it was banging out good tune after good tune.Thanks to all that helped at the Chelt jam it was a super sick day and a great reminder to all the serious kids that riding is fun and meant for dicking around. PEACE out homedogs.
My final shot that summed up the day

The best WHIPPED CREAM!

Waking up around 10am, getting In a shower for a while then cook me up some stir fry Is my usuall way to start a day.But today after seeing some really crappy film called 'turbulence II' I called up my dear friend Laura whom I have not seen in a while and wait for her to knock knock at the door.
The door bell rings and startles me, I answer the door and there she is looking so so good.
We had a nice strol down the beach and I took pics
We walked about town and looked at some shoes and jeans then went to the sea front in search of an ice cream. Some girl walks out this shop with the best looking ice cream i ever did saw so i say to Laura lets go there! We walk in and the guy behind the counter was so nice i couldnt believe it or know what to say back to him after such polite comments. Anyways he has this machine and it makes the flavours and pushes out the 'whippy' cream with coloured sides depending on the flavours you have. I am telling you I will never find an ice cream like that, It was thick and creamy and just the best. CHECK EM OUT!
As you can see I kained mine down befor a good shot could be taken !
Then we went and harrased some cows then our day came to its end. Thanks for a truely relaxed day Laura :)